every porn ever
guy: *touches girl on the arm*
girl: MMMMMMMOOOOHHHHHYYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH

simonwang:

thats my favourite animal

(Source: heyworlditsmematthew)


rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole


tyleroakley:

twentyfourthdropout:

petercapalldi:

MY PRINCIPAL CALLED EVERYONE IN THE SCHOOL AND LEFT THIS MESSAGE HELP I CANT BREATHE

Can someone please make a remix

slipRAYYYYYY

(Source: petercapalldi)


(Source: kixxinq)


verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL


assrimming:

i googled rad cat and i was not disappointed 

assrimming:

i googled rad cat and i was not disappointed 

(Source: milotlc)


vincecarters:

please use manga font on my tombstone


thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

(Source: thesugarhole)


(Source: gxldpvck)