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hotgrunkle:

nemesismess:

if you have school tomorrow

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thanks mom


the-misadventures-of-lele:

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READ THAT BITCH FOR F I L T H

DAMN FRANCINE WENT INNNNNN

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disgustinghuman:

[sighs internally]

[sighs externally]

[sighs eternally]


weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 


bewbin:

One of these guys doesn’t belong wit the others and that man is gandhi

bewbin:

One of these guys doesn’t belong wit the others and that man is gandhi

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fstw:

Honestly how stoned you gotta be to make this article

fstw:

Honestly how stoned you gotta be to make this article

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blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E


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