I’m reporting every illegal download link I see you better buy this album you fake motherfuckers I’m tweeting Beyonce herself with y’all tumblrs and the link you think I’m playing you cheap bastards
How about no. Lmfao stay pressed.
how about YOU stay pressed you broke cheap hoe I snitched on you you better pray for ya life
It’s like Beyoncé got us all in the van like “come on kids we’re going to the dentist” but then she takes a “wrong turn” and gets on the highway towards Disneyland
"no one man should have all that power" says kanye solemnly
beyonce kicks her leg over her head “i am no man”
I burned like 3/4 of my forearm on the oven while I was making chicken and my mom was like “honey put some butter on it it draws the heat out” so she was rubbing a stick of butter on my arm and my stepdad was like “what’s for dinner” as he walked in and saw her slathering my arm in butter and he just slowly backed away