dropdeadesu:

A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”


dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

(Source: telapathetic)


benicetoafriend:

thelandofmaps:

Map of furry fetishists in Europe (1209x914)CLICK HERE FOR MORE MAPS!thelandofmaps.tumblr.com

germany is a dark land

benicetoafriend:

thelandofmaps:

Map of furry fetishists in Europe (1209x914)
CLICK HERE FOR MORE MAPS!
thelandofmaps.tumblr.com

germany is a dark land



tupacaroni:

why are mondays so long they take like 3 days to finish

(Source: comrnunicate)


sealcat:

no we don’t use that room there was once a spider in it



mentalalchemy:

fungii:

thank god for the norwegian language

full fart

mentalalchemy:

fungii:

thank god for the norwegian language

full fart


(Source: yogaboi)


(Source: whatevurs)