radagaast:

the thing about the fault in our stars trailer is that when augustus’ dialogue from the book is actually said out loud by an actual person you begin to realize that he sounds like a complete douchelord


pinkgills:

the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze


condom:

crystal math


(Source: incognegroo)


svveden:

svveden:

omg!!!! i just asked my mom if she got my drugs because she got my medicine and she said yes and gave me a bag of marijuafna then i got so excited i chopped my arms off and i dont know how im going to do all this marijufnafna!!!!

its a metaphor


precumming:

when youre trying to get somewhere but the person in front of you is walking extremely slow

image

(Source: precumming)


ruinedchildhood:

when bae mad at you

ruinedchildhood:

when bae mad at you


inkteller:

OH MYG GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER I DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE JUST WATCH THE THING


vaporeowned:

boy: Its like we finish each others sentences

girl: .


(Source: masspalace)